2006 Archive
DATE	TITLE
[02.14.06]	Now Reads Better!	READ IT!
[01.31.06]	If It's Too Loud	READ IT!
[01.17.06]	Snake Oil	READ IT!
[01.03.06]	Right Here, Right Now	READ IT!
2005 Archive
DATE	TITLE
On Hiatus - No Columns
2004 Archive
DATE	TITLE
[06.15.04]	Super Stupid	READ IT!
[02.10.04]	The Decent Thing To Do	READ IT!
[01.27.04]	The Column About Macintosh	READ IT!
[01.13.04]	Consider This	READ IT!
2003 Archive
DATE	TITLE
[12.30.03]	Useless Statistics	READ IT!
[12.23.03]	Reflections From The Mall	READ IT!
[12.16.03]	Chicken Little	READ IT!
[12.02.03]	Thankful 2003	READ IT!
[11.18.03]	What Would Miss Manners Do	READ IT!
[11.04.03]	Be Careful Reading This	READ IT!
[10.07.03]	Unanswered Questions 2003	READ IT!
[07.01.03]	The Dark Ages	READ IT!
[06.17.03]	Big, Bigger, Biggest	READ IT!
[06.03.03]	Living (Not So) Large	READ IT!
[05.20.03]	Spring Cleaning	READ IT!
[05.06.03]	Spring	READ IT!
[04.22.03]	The Check In The Mail	READ IT!
[03.25.03]	Go Team Go	READ IT!
[03.11.03]	Deja Vu All Over Again	READ IT!
[02.25.03]	Don't Panic	READ IT!
[02.11.03]	The Doldrums of February	READ IT!
[01.28.03]	Happy Birthday	READ IT!
[01.14.03]	Daddy Has A Nose Ring	READ IT!
2002 Archive
DATE	TITLE
[12.31.02]	Better Than The Last	READ IT!
[12.17.02]	The Anti-Gift Guide	READ IT!
[12.03.02]	Da Shizzolator	READ IT!
[11.19.02]	Thankful 2002	READ IT!
[11.05.02]	Raised On Politics	READ IT!
[10.22.02]	Scan. Beep.	READ IT!
[10.08.02]	So-Called "Generation X"	READ IT!
[09.24.02]	Saturday Night at the Park	READ IT!
[09.10.02]	Reflection	READ IT!
[08.27.02]	Tuesdays	READ IT!
[08.13.02]	Unanswered Questions, 2002	READ IT!
[07.30.02]	Better Off Dead	READ IT!
[07.16.02]	Crashing The Party	READ IT!
[07.02.02]	A Moral Somewhere	READ IT!
[06.18.02]	Phone Calls From Miami	READ IT!
[06.04.02]	The Dave Barry Problem	READ IT!
[05.21.02]	Fore!	READ IT!
[05.07.02]	Toast	READ IT!
[04.23.02]	Spring Cleaning	READ IT!
[04.09.02]	8:00 SPT	READ IT!
[03.26.02]	Tilting Windmills	READ IT!
[03.12.02]	Semi-Useful Things	READ IT!
[02.26.02]	Party Like A Rock Star	READ IT!
[02.12.02]	Fixin' What Ails Ya...	READ IT!
[01.29.02]	As Seen On TV	READ IT!
[01.15.02]	Omigod Snow!	READ IT!
[01.01.02]	The Infinite To-Do List	READ IT!
2001 Archive
DATE	TITLE
[12.04.01]	Another Great Idea	READ IT!
[11.20.01]	Thankful, 2001	READ IT!
[11.06.01]	My Fellow Americans	READ IT!
[10.23.01]	Forward This, Sparky	READ IT!
[10.09.01]	...And I Know It	READ IT!
[09.25.01]	People You Can Trust	READ IT!
[09.11.01]	Lollipops	READ IT!
[08.28.01]	Think I'll Play The Lottery	READ IT!
[08.14.01]	Time Out	READ IT!
[07.17.01]	Unanswered Questions	READ IT!
[07.03.01]	On The Surface	READ IT!
[06.19.01]	Calling All Cars	READ IT!
[06.05.01]	Quelle Heure Est-Il?	READ IT!
[05.22.01]	Reality (sic)	READ IT!
[05.08.01]	This Creative Life	READ IT!
[04.24.01]	Musician Time	READ IT!
[04.10.01]	Spring Cleaning	READ IT!
[03.27.01]	Henry The Eighth I Am	READ IT!
[03.13.01]	Waiting for Godot (or the cable guy)	READ IT!
[02.27.01]	Not Him	READ IT!
[02.13.01]	Love, Inc.	READ IT!
[01.30.01]	Wastin' Away Again	READ IT!
[01.16.01]	Can't Even Give It Away	READ IT!
[01.02.01]	Happy Millenuim... Again	READ IT!
2000 Archive
DATE	TITLE
[12.19.00]	Waiting For Santa	READ IT!
[12.05.00]	Help Wanted?!	READ IT!
[11.21.00]	Thankful	READ IT!
[11.07.00]	Decision 2000	READ IT!
[10.24.00]	PopTechoPhobia	READ IT!
[10.10.00]	Forgettable Moments	READ IT!
[09.26.00]	Thank You Jagermeister	READ IT!
[09.12.00]	Roses Are Red	READ IT!
[08.29.00]	Lemmings	READ IT!
[08.15.00]	Dot Com	READ IT!
[08.01.00]	Busy, Busy, Busy	READ IT!
[06.20.00]	Midsummer's Night	READ IT!
[06.06.00]	A Nickle For Your Thoughts	READ IT!
[05.23.00]	The Little Things	READ IT!
[05.09.00]	I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday...	READ IT!
[04.25.00]	Jilted	READ IT!
[04.11.00]	Wanderlust	READ IT!
[03.28.00]	L.A. Stories	READ IT!
[03.14.00]	"I've Got Too Much Stuff"	READ IT!
[02.29.00]	"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes..."	READ IT!
[02.15.00]	A Virgin No More	READ IT!
[02.01.00]	Some Kind of Justice	READ IT!
[01.18.00]	"It's 40 Below..."	READ IT!
[01.04.00]	New Beginnings	READ IT!